{"id":1025,"date":"2026-01-15T14:36:47","date_gmt":"2026-01-15T14:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/want-a-chaotically-signed-book-the-bloggess\/"},"modified":"2026-01-15T14:36:47","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T14:36:47","slug":"want-a-chaotically-signed-book-the-bloggess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/want-a-chaotically-signed-book-the-bloggess\/","title":{"rendered":"Want a chaotically signed book? \u2013 The Bloggess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div xmlns:default=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" id=\"post-43942\">\n<div xmlns:default=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>This isn\u2019t a real post.  It\u2019s just me saying that I\u2019m going to Nowhere Bookshop either today or tomorrow to sign books so if you want to order some for presents for yourself or others and have them mailed to you before xmas <strong>you can get them here<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>If you put \u201cgo nuts\u201d in the comments of the order form I will probably surprise you with ridiculous drawings, animal facts or other unhinged things because I like to entertain myself and need adult supervision.  Just warning you. See below.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-instagram wp-block-embed-instagram\"\/>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-instagram wp-block-embed-instagram\"\/>\n<p>Also, giant thanks to everyone who helped or asked for help in our 16th annual <strong>James Garfield Miracle<\/strong>.  Over 400 kids were sent presents.  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