Still Nursing Your Fantasy Losses? \ud83d\ude2d<\/span> <\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n\nTMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nAlright, either your neck’s still sore from being in the guillotine … or you’re trying to schedule your Waffle House punishment.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
<\/p>\n\nHey, there’s no shame in needing some extra emotional support as we head into more opportunities for you to be humiliated.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
<\/p>\n\nTake a look at the remedies we’re offering, below!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
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TMZ CHEAT SHEET: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GEAR<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/section>\n
<\/p>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nWeighted Blanket<\/h3>\n<\/section>\n <\/p>\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\nThis Weighted Blanket<\/strong> is the perfect way for you to cozy up for the big game, or hide behind something during the critical play, or cry because your team lost.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nIt comes in multiple colors so you can have this blanket match your living room decor, and it’s thick design is perfect for couch naps or a warm embrace on a cold move night, too!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
<\/p>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nStress Balls<\/h3>\n<\/section>\n <\/p>\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\nWe’re throwing you a ball … a Stress Ball<\/strong> that comes in footballs, baseballs, basketballs, futbols, all themed for your stress-watching games!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nSquish and squeeze away during any game-winning field goal, any clutch-time free-throw, any penalty kick shootout! That’s what these babies are here for!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
<\/p>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nBlue Light Blockers<\/h3>\n<\/section>\n <\/p>\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\nAs your eyes are glued to the screen, make sure to be taking care of your peepers! These Blue Light Blockers<\/strong> will help you be a little bit less stressed … whether things go your way or not!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nThese glasses are designed with advanced UV coating and blue light filtering lenses. They help reduce visual discomfort from computers, phones, and tablets, which makes them perfect for work, reading and watching the big screen.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
<\/p>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nYeti<\/h3>\n<\/section>\n <\/p>\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\nNo, it’s not exactly a yeti that could keep you warm during those cold, snowy playoff games … but it is a Yeti<\/strong> that can keep your hot cocoa nice and warm during the match!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nThis is a super convenient travel mug that carries up to twenty ounces of whichever drink you want to enjoy whether you’re at home, at work, at the tailgate, or at the ball game! Whether it’s a drink to keep your juices flowing, or a comfort bev, this Yeti has got you covered!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
<\/p>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nDesktop Punching Bag<\/h3>\n<\/section>\n <\/p>\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\nAnd, saving the best for last, if you need to take your rage out … get the Desktop Punching Bag<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/p>\n\nHere’s how you use it: Punch it. That’s it! Better to take your anger out on this little thing meant to absorb all your fury than internalizing all those big feelings.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
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