{"id":60754,"date":"2026-03-25T07:18:52","date_gmt":"2026-03-25T07:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/pay-us-now-get-rich-later\/"},"modified":"2026-03-25T07:18:52","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T07:18:52","slug":"pay-us-now-get-rich-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/pay-us-now-get-rich-later\/","title":{"rendered":"Pay Us Now, Get Rich Later"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<figure data-testid=\"article-figure-image\" class=\"yf-750ceo\">\n<div class=\"image-container yf-lglytj\" style=\"--max-height: 1024px;\">\n<div class=\"image-wrapper yf-lglytj\" style=\"--aspect-ratio: 825 \/ 1024; --img-max-width: 825px;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/C.qmiHHrUKP_DzvXemYhVw--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTExOTI-\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/moby_896\/ba6f9d11950dd9ef074d4941c0a5c8bf\" alt=\"OpenAI&amp;#39;s PE Pitch: Pay Us Now, Get Rich Later\" loading=\"eager\" height=\"1024\" width=\"825\" class=\"yf-lglytj  loaded\"\/><\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"yf-750ceo\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->OpenAI&#8217;s PE Pitch: Pay Us Now, Get Rich Later &#8211; Moby<!-- HTML_TAG_END -->  <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->OpenAI is going after private equity. Similar to the &#8220;better&#8221; deal the ChatGPT-maker is offering the Pentagon, CEO Sam Altman is reportedly dangling a &#8220;guaranteed minimum return of 17.5%&#8221; to big private equity firms like TPG, Bain Capital, Advent International, and Brookfield Asset Management.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->OpenAI, like Anthropic, is pitching a joint venture aimed at &#8220;accelerating adoption,\u201d of enterprise AI products, per Reuters. They are hoping to raise about $4 billion at a pre-money valuation of approximately $10 billion.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->The deal is structured via a joint venture. That means OpenAI is only offering the above terms if the firms roll out their AI tools within their hundreds portfolio companies, which could be a massive market opportunity. In other words, they\u2019re offering the picks and shovels now in exchange for money, with the idea of giving them gold later.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->TPG and Advent will also reportedly getting early access to OpenAI&#8217;s newest models as a deal sweetener. But it\u2019s important to note that OpenAI is burning cash, up to $665 billion per estimates, so these promises may be fantastical.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->If you zoom out, this is just the latest chapter in the circular financing playbook that Nvidia, Oracle, and SoftBank have been running for years. OpenAI is trying to hook investors with a return on a future investment that&#8217;s only worth anything if those same investors start pushing the product they just bought.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->The problem with this strategy is they are creating a market and demand that doesn\u2019t yet exist, and forcing this software down the throats of PE firms and others as the IPO buzzer ticks downward. If you\u2019re Microsoft, which has OpenAI representing some 45% of its entire commercial backlog, you\u2019re worried about this almost too-good-to-be-true kind of deal.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->OpenAI COO Brad Lightcap made no secret of the company\u2019s intention to dominate the more lucrative enterprise business, in a bid to capture market share from rival Anthropic.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START --><em><strong>Our analysts just identified a stock with the potential to be the next Nvidia. Tell us how you invest and we&#8217;ll show you why it&#8217;s our #1 pick. Tap here.<\/strong><\/em><!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->\u201cOne of the interesting things and some of the inspiration for the work we\u2019ve been doing lately around OpenAI Frontier is we have not yet really seen enterprise AI penetrate enterprise business process,\u201d he said in February at the India AI Impact Summit in New Delhi. He also boasted about how the company has too much demand.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->\u201cWe almost always find ourselves having to manage too much demand,\u201d he added. \u201cWe are still an organization that is growing, and so there is this global demand factor that we would love to be able to meet, and we are working as best as we can to be able to meet.\u201d<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: none\" data-testid=\"read-more\">\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->Yet, almost a month later, OpenAI appears ready and willing to give away new models, as well as granting big private equity firms firms seniority, &#8220;guaranteed returns,\u201d and downside protection, meaning the PE firms get paid first.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->Anthropic, for its part, has over 300,000 enterprise customers, accounting for about 80% of its revenue, Reuters reported last year. By contrast, OpenAI surpassed 1 million business customers last year, describing this as the \u201cfastest growth in business platform history.\u201d Despite this, high inference costs are nuking profitability and put into question the company\u2019s \u201cbigger is better\u201d thinking. OpenAI\u2019s inference costs \u2014 essentially how much it is to run an AI model on new data \u2014 quadrupled last year, causing adjusted gross margin to drop from 40% to 33%. SaaStr, a networking and business intelligence firm for software firms, estimates that Anthropic may generate around $211 in revenue per monthly user, while OpenAI\u2019s comparable figure is about $25 per weekly user.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->This is a substantial revenue gap. Considering OpenAI\u2019s debt structure and projected cash burn, its plan to onboard more users with $4 billion in new funding is nothing short of worrisome.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->OpenAI\u2019s strategy goes back to Peter Thiel\u2019s core thesis in \u201cZero to One.\u201d The idea being that a startup&#8217;s goal is to escape competition by becoming a monopoly. But this does not appear to be working for a company that now looks increasingly over-leveraged and deeply indebted. In the first nine months of 2025 alone, OpenAI spent $8.67 billion on inference.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->This is bad for OpenAI, but possibly even worse for companies like Oracle, which is OpenAI\u2019s primary cloud provider and holds some $130 billion in total debt with $248 billion in new lease commitments. And then there is Coreweave, with $21.4 billion in debt and $29 billion in total liabilities, versus $3.9 billion in equity. And this is all while OpenAI only has $4 billion in revolving credit, largely untapped.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START -->In other words, OpenAI has other companies in debt based on the hope that their AI enterprise efforts will one day pan out, which, by the numbers today or in the future, does not look to be the case.<!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<p class=\"yf-1fy9kyt\"><!-- HTML_TAG_START --><em><strong>One stock. Nvidia-level potential. 30M+ investors trust Moby to find it first. Get the pick. Tap here.<\/strong><\/em><!-- HTML_TAG_END --><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OpenAI&#8217;s PE Pitch: Pay Us Now, Get Rich Later &#8211; Moby OpenAI is going after private equity. 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