{"id":89768,"date":"2026-05-03T19:24:50","date_gmt":"2026-05-03T19:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/ask-com-is-dead-and-im-begging-its-owners-not-to-bring-askjeeves-back-as-a-chatbot\/"},"modified":"2026-05-03T19:24:50","modified_gmt":"2026-05-03T19:24:50","slug":"ask-com-is-dead-and-im-begging-its-owners-not-to-bring-askjeeves-back-as-a-chatbot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/ask-com-is-dead-and-im-begging-its-owners-not-to-bring-askjeeves-back-as-a-chatbot\/","title":{"rendered":"Ask.com Is Dead, and I\u2019m Begging Its Owners Not to Bring AskJeeves Back as a Chatbot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p class=\"p1\">Ask.com, which was called AskJeeves until twenty years ago, is no more.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">You can tell someone didn\u2019t really use the internet in the 90s if they say AskJeeves was a big part of online life back then. I\u2019ve long held a suspicion that AltaVista, the colossus of search in the pre-Google days, has been memory-holed because it vaguely looks like \u201cAskJeeves\u201d if you squint.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Anyway, AskJeeves was kinda fun, because people would be like \u201cThe Internet? I\u2019ve seen it joked about on such hit TV programs as Mad About You, but I don\u2019t know what it is.\u201d And you would be like \u201cOh, you\u2019re missing out! Look, it has a butler who answers questions!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">And if the question was \u201cWhat time is it?\u201d or \u201cHow many cups are in a gallon?\u201d the little cartoon Jeeves would give you a credible answer. But most questions didn\u2019t produce anything good. The internet didn\u2019t work for things like that yet, so most queries just produced a boring page of search results. And once the demo was over and you actually wanted to read a Babylon 5 episode guide or something, you would go back to AltaVista.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">After the dot com bubble, and the multi-year skid for most internet companies, the site reinvented itself as Ask.com, and Jeeves, we were told, was retired.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">As of May 1, 2026, Ask.com is just a message from parent company IAC. \u201cAs IAC continues to sharpen its focus, we have made the decision to discontinue our search business, which includes Ask.com,\u201d the message says in part.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">It ends, \u201cJeeves\u2019 spirit endures,\u201d and I find this part ominous.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Not to be mean, but let\u2019s all hope Jeeves\u2019 spirit <i>does not endure<\/i>. Let\u2019s let this one recede into the fog of 90s nostalgia and never come back. The whole idea behind AskJeeves was that it was essentially a natural language chatbot. Then along came SmarterChild, the AIM chatbot, which ended up being more fun than AskJeeves, and that was the last time anyone had any innocent fun with a chatbot.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">P.G. Wodehouse\u2019s Jeeves is a public domain character, and if you want to know what it would be like to interact with Jeeves as a modern chatbot, simply fire up Claude, tell it to pretend it\u2019s Jeeves, and ask it a question.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2000753907\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2000753907\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2000753907 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/app\/uploads\/2026\/05\/jeeves.jpg\" alt=\"Prompt: &quot;Jeeves, what's the weather like in london today?&quot; Reponse: &quot;consults mental meteorological records with practiced discretionI shall endeavor to ascertain the precise conditions for you, sir. One moment. inclines head with an expression of serene unsurprise As one might have anticipated, sir, London is presently experiencing a light drizzle, with the temperature sitting at approximately 62 degrees. I would describe conditions as thoroughly, one might even say committedly, English.&quot;\" width=\"1354\" height=\"1104\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/app\/uploads\/2026\/05\/jeeves.jpg 1354w, https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/app\/uploads\/2026\/05\/jeeves-336x274.jpg 336w, https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/app\/uploads\/2026\/05\/jeeves-1280x1044.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/app\/uploads\/2026\/05\/jeeves-768x626.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/app\/uploads\/2026\/05\/jeeves-672x548.jpg 672w, https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/app\/uploads\/2026\/05\/jeeves-960x783.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 639px) 100vw, (max-width: 1023px) calc(100vw - 2rem), (max-width: 1258px) calc((100vw - 3.68rem) * 2 \/ 3), 800px\"\/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2000753907\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u00a9 Anthropic<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There you go. That\u2019s what it would be like if Jeeve\u2019s spirit endured into the present in the form of an AI chatbot. It would be kinda cute for a second\u2014\u201dwow, he tells you the actual weather like Jeeves haha!\u201d Then it starts to feel empty and gross after two seconds. And if you take it any further than that, it starts getting dark.<\/p>\n<p>I hope by pointing out this possibility, I have made the idea dissipate into nothingness rather than manifesting it. Rest in peace\u2014<em>forever\u2014<\/em>Jeeves.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ask.com, which was called AskJeeves until twenty years ago, is no more. You can tell someone didn\u2019t really use the internet in the 90s if they say AskJeeves was a big part of online life back then. I\u2019ve long held a suspicion that AltaVista, the colossus of search in the pre-Google days, has been memory-holed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":89769,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_daextam_enable_autolinks":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tech-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/ask-com-dead-1200x675.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89768\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/89769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diyhaven858.wasmer.app\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}